Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue

Why I think a certain one of my relatives needs to find a hobby or two.  Her friends as well.

Below is a short list of SOME of the most outstanding subject headers of SOME of the e-mails she's forwarded to me in the past WEEK, with occasionally a bit about the actual e-mail.  *sigh*  Disclaimer: I've taken out the numerous "Fw:FW:fwd:fwd" that's usually there and most admit that I'm glad she's finally figured out how to BCC stuff so that everyone's e-mails aren't all over the internet.  I also managed to convince her at the family reunion this summer that I do NOT want to receive political e-mails AT ALL.  Not that I don't love a good joke or biting satire, but 90% of it was from her brother and of the rabid "OH NO- MEXICANS!" variety.  I think the list below is roughly half of the e-mails she's sent in the last 7 days.  Since she seems to have so much fun reading online, perhaps I should introduce her to e-books or something as I *assume* she reads these things all the way through before sending them on.

"Aprons: do kids even know what they are anymore?"
"Why Daddy Shouldn't Buy Baby Clothes" Complete with pictures of crude slogans!
"The Pastor and the Congregation" condom jokes- whoo
"OOPS- WHY MEN CAN PEE STANDING UP"
"Check out what an unhappy woman can do"
"Now THAT's Drunk"
"A Dead Duck" subtitle: "The Duck and the Devil"
"Alert: FBI issues Valentine's Day Email Warning - Not A Hoax"
"Dirt Roads" here's the lovely first stanza:  "What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved. There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.""Yes, he was wearing a helmet (graphic photo's)"

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